LOCATION: Southeast Texas
AGE: 5 years
WEIGHT: 32 lbs
OTHER DOGS: Yes
BIRDS & OTHER SMALL ANIMALS: Unknown
AVAILABLE AS OF: 11/19/2021
ADOPTION FEE: $700
Tap, Tap, Tap. No need to clean that screen- I am Diezel and yes, I'm that gorgeous! Zoom in....it's cool!
My hooman said I needed to try something different and meet "The One" so I laid down like George Costanza on a chaise lounge in my crate to write this profile to tell you alllllll about me. Here goes:
DIEZEL - NO ONE NIGHTSTANDS
First of all, I'm looking for a real commitment. I was married before, but it just didn't work out (my previous person lovingly surrendered me because of a new job that would cause me to be home alone way too much).
I love to play, just not in my relationships. I'm looking for something serious- you know, to share the same last name. If you only want a fling, you're barking up the wrong tree.
I'm 35 in human years…5 in dog years. I am open to you being older or younger. I am young enough that I'm still frisky but old enough to cuddle when you want. Speaking of cuddles, when I'm comfy, I snore. Foster mom says I sound like foster dad, but I'm not supposed to mention that. I love to sleep in a real bed (don't tell foster dad) but I'm also fine with sharing a dog bed with my furry foster brothers.
I'm into fashion. You may have noticed my cool haircut on my left shoulder. I had a couple growths removed while with FBV with one being a mast cell tumor, so I do have a few physical scars but no emotional ones! The only thing I wear now are smiles and bow ties! I've decided to let my hair grow back out. That look wasn't really for me. I'm more Brad Pitt than Flock of Seagulls.
I'm a foodie but I'm not much of a cook. I tend to like to eat at home. I'm not a picky eater and I do loveeeee doggie ice cream as well as just about any treat you might have. I also like fresh fruits and veggies.
I am a family man, but I don't have kids. I like the little humans as much as the big humans. If you have kids, I can dig that (not that I dig)! I can probably teach your kids to fetch and catch! I'm very, very good at this.
I'm an extrovert. If you're spontaneous and want to, say…I don’t know, go into the next room, nap or go for a walk, or play tug-of-war, I'm always game! I love walks. I've never met a stranger on one of my walks. I've also never been in a car I didn't like! I meet new people everywhere I go.
I'm a neat freak. No messes in my house (except for the fluff in the toys that gets between me and that pesky squeaker!). Kids, cool. Cats, cool. Dogs, SUPER cool. Messy...? Nope, keep looking. I'm not your guy. My foster mom says sometimes I 'piddle' when I get excited and run to say, "Good Morning," to my foster dad (so he can scratch my booty). Now we just go out before we say our hellos. It's been a long time since that happened, but I feel like honesty is the best policy.
My foster hooman has yet to see me NOT like something or someone. I don't mind you vacuuming. I like to watch you load the dishwasher. I don't really mind the lawn guy but he's a little aggressive with that leaf blower blowing open the dog door flap (he should learn to knock!). Speaking of knocking, I like to answer the door in my bow tie when my friends and the Amazon guy ring the bell... First impressions are everything.
Cool fact: I can wag my tail nub, ladies!
If you think we would be a great pair, hit me up! #nomoresinglelife #dapperDiezel #frenchbulldog #samelastname #DiezelWeasel #HeavyD #Nodiggity #nubwaggerswagger
**WE DO NOT SHIP DOGS.
**APPLICATIONS FROM TEXAS, OUT-OF-STATE AND CANADA WILL BE CONSIDERED.
**WE REQUIRE THE DOG BE PICKED UP IN PERSON IN THE AREA OF THE STATE SPECIFIED ABOVE.
**ALL ADOPTIONS ARE SUBJECT TO A HOME VISIT.
**FOR THE SAFETY OF OUR FOSTER HOMES, WE DO NOT ALLOW MEET AND GREETS PRIOR TO ADOPTION.
**PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT SOME REGRESSION IN BEHAVIOR AND POTTY HABITS IS TO BE EXPECTED WHILE A DOG IS ADJUSTING TO A NEW HOME.